Posted 5 hours ago

jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

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bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

(Source: hi)

Posted 5 hours ago

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

Posted 5 hours ago

iwanttosingabouttragedy:

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

I actually thought I needed to wait for something to load.

(Source: 7at1stroke)

Posted 5 hours ago

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

Posted 5 hours ago

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

In London, Clever And Witty Street Messages That Tease The Public by UK-based artist Mobstr 

(Source: jedavu)

Posted 5 hours ago

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

Posted 5 hours ago

I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

who looks at us

the way Kristen Bell

looks at sloths.

Posted 5 hours ago