Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
finding people that are older than you by like only two days is the worst thing ever for me because for whatever reason i feel so offended that they happened to be born a mere two days before me and i don’t know why it bothers me but it does
//laughs// I AM THE SUPREME